Greatest Ratrace of the 21st Century.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (open4collaboration)
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Taa tuu taa taa.

Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome to our
greatest rat race of the 21st century.
Today's program was brought to you by
Conservative Party of Canada.

On the Starting line behind a gate one we have today
Dumpster Diver.
Behind a gate two is standing
Slaughterhouse Handsome.
From gate three will be running
Cockroach Connoisseur.
Behind the gate four is
Sanitary Bad.
Gate five
Sewer Rambler
And finely behind a gate six is waiting
Garbage Dump Superintendent.

Taa taa taa.
And here they go.

Slaughterhouse Handsome
is first.
He is followed by
Cockroach Connoisseur.
Sewer Rumbler
is in third place.
Then we have neck bye neck running
Sanitary Bad
and
Garbagu Dump Superintendent.
Dumpster Diver
is running as last.

And here they come in to the
Mid Turn.

Slaughterhouse Handsome
is now at least two lengths ahead of
everybody else.
Behind him is still
Cockroach Connoisseur.
Sewer Rambler
is third.

Garbage Pump Superintendent
did overtake the
Sanitary Bad.
And
Dumpster Diver
is falling way behind.
and is running as number six.

And here they are reaching in to the
Home Stretch.

Slaughterhouse Handsome
is first.
Cockroach Connoisseur
second.
Sewer Rambler
is thisrd.
Right behind him is
Garbage Dump Superintendent.
Who came in to the finish line nose ahead of
Sanitary Bad.
And finely we do see
Dumpster Diver.

Winner is
Slaughterhouse Handsome.

Ladies and Gentlemen please remember
Conservative Party of Canada.



When we are in charge
we are in charge
and
you are not.

Slaughterhouse Handsome.

Mui and I. ( mvproductions7@gmail.com )

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
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Mui did want to be the Yisang
( doctor )
she was smart and I knew that she will be.
We did used to go to pick up jasmine blossoms
to the Buddhist Temple
and the sun dried them for our tea.
Kinggai.

Mui did used to tell me everything
her every dream desire or fear.
Those used to be such a careless years
oh - how I wish that they were still here.

Those used to be such a careless years
oh - how I wish that they were still here.

And I did want to be the Dragon
and have a Kung Fu fight.
With whole bunch of bad guys
on some dark and stormy night.


And then I would meet a pretty girl
in our favorite Tea House
and marry her in one year.
Those used to be such a careless years
oh - how I wish that they were still here.

Those used to be such a careless years
oh - how I wish that they were still here.

And we also had our squabbles
and argument or two.
Called each other nasty names
but we always loved each other.
And in that time stayed still
I so often am thinking about her
and I always will.

I so often am thinking about her
and I always will.

( dialing on the telephone )
( female voice on the telephone answering machine )
Leave your message say few words
and I will return your call.
I am sorry that I am not around.
Thank you - that is all.

( man's voice in to the telephone )
Wai - Mui - yes I know that you do have a very busy practice
and for it it is very hard for me to get hold of you at home.
But I was just thinking about you and decided to call anyway.
Well I call soon again and hope that I will catch you at home.
Love ya - Hing.

Mui did - - - -

Bi Chamd Hairtai. ( mvproductions7@gmail.com )

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2o11.  (open4collaboration)
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Most of the people will say that grass is always greener
after rain.
On the steppe Mongolian plain.
My Love - I am catching a first available plane
and soon
I will be with you again.

Bi chamd hairtai.

I am dreaming about the Orkhon river
up most - My Love -
I am dreaming about you.
I am dreaming about the Arkhangai mountains
where mornings
are painting all grasses with the silver dew.

I need to hold you
kiss you - and 
hear your loving voice.
I am dreaming about Mongolia again
and - My Love -
you are not leaving me another choice.

I have to say again:.
Bi chamd hairtai.

The Evenk Spring. ( mvproductions7@gmail.com )

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
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On the reindeer through the Taiga
young Evenk woman is ridding slow.
Birch forest around he in every direction
have again that magic glow.

Snow is melting sun is warmer
springtime is advancing every day.
Reindeer are restless more and more restless
they are looking to the north and sniffing the air.

And songs of love did begun to be filling Taiga
from the Baikal to the Laptev sea.
And all those songs of love
what were for so long by the deep snow and cold winter
buried.
All of those songs of love are now free.

And there is more then just one song to sing
for young Evenk woman in Evenk spring.

Snow is melting - - - -

So Here I am Like a Broken Fool. ( mvproductions7@gmail.com )

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration) BLUES
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Park benches are all neglected
and covered in the snow.
No one is clearing the icy sidewalks
for the lonely crow.

Trees are standing naked
but I am shivering.
And I am thinking about you and me
as we were in the spring.

We always were together
and I even give you a ring.   ( you even give me - female vocals )
We were going to get maried
have a children and other thing.

You did never made me waiting
you did never turned me down.
So here I am in the winter
here I am like a Clown.

I can not hear your laughter
I can not see your gorgeous face.
So here I am like a Broken Fool
in wrong time and in wrong place.

So here I am like a Broken Fool
in wrong time and in wrong place.

The Nippon Movie. ( mvproductions7@gmail.com )

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(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
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This two lines of trees are reminding me
of the Nippon movie.
In what one young boy was watching
dancing trees.

Those trees were standing on the hillside
in three lines
like a Haiku.
They were dancing in his night vision
of strong summer breeze.

Those trees were - - - -

This two lines of trees did inspire
the Haiku.
Poet's girlfriend did take a smile
and said - Hai.

We did arrive in to the Shimomeguro
Meguro - Ku Station.
And I had to leave and say -
Good Bye.

We did arrive - - - -

The Shimomeguro Meguro - Ku Station
without the doubt is still the same.
Yes I did forget where those two lines of trees
were standing.
But I did not forget Poet Girlfriend's name.

I also did forget name of that Nippon movie
but not that short three lines haiku
without fame.

I also did forget - - - -

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Singapore Blues.(mvproductions7@gmail.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
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Gambler in old part of Singapore is playing dices
in room filled with the aroma
from all kinds of spices.

Put down your coin and play
hide from the heat of the day.
Play until your very last opponent
will say.
( spoken with a very tired and resigned voice )
" This is enough for me."

Thai waitress in broken English
is luring some customer to buy a drink.
Rusty hair sailor having no money
is selling his fake gold ring.

Put down your - - - -

Ceiling fan did begun again working
but winnings keep coming slow.
And Gambler as the master of his trade
must keep his profile low.

Put down your - - - - 2x

My Lakota Love.(mvproductions7@gmail.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
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My Lakota Love when one day
I will be called up on to go
beyond the Milky Way.
Then remember me as I was
say my man had such a class.
He did loved me was doing his best
in land of our ancestors now
he is getting his rest.

My Lakota Love please do not cry
when I will leave you
when I'll die.
Just remember our good times togetner
do not feel the pain.
And let me send you my best of love
in the Meteorite Rain.

Let me send you my best of love
in the Meteorite Rain.

My Lakota Love do always smile
show to the world
your beauty.
Man is born and Man must die
it is his last duty.

Man is born and Man must die
it is his last duty.

Big Dude from Above.(mvproductions7@gmail.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.   (open4collaboration)
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Big Dude from Above did give to a Woman beauty
and he also said.
Woman beauty can be a great curse for you.
Do keep that - keep that in your head !

Big Dude from Above did give to a Woman beauty
but also
whole bunch of compressed ugliness
in small cute amulet pouch.

And he said strictly to a Woman.
Woman
do not ever open this !

But you know Women - OUCH.

And so Women are.:

First cuddly then deadly
you do must know what PMS
is all about ?

And mouthy then poutty
Venus origin
without any doubt.

And sweet then sour
this all will depend up on
the day and hour.

And cranky or stubborn
like a Donkey.
You just never know when and how ?

And first cuddly then - - - -

Fairytale Rock.(mvproductions7@gmai.com)

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(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  Parody - (open4collaboration)
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Someone was sitting on my chair
said in slight dismay mama Bear.
Did you washed your face
brushed your teeth and comb your hair ?

Fairytale Rock.
Key without a lock.
Yes and No !
High or Low ?
Don't tell me twice !
Is that so ?
Fairytale Rock.

Someone was sleeping in my bed
said papa Bear scratching his head.
Sinking down like a sack filled with
lead.

Fairytale Rock - - - -

Someone did mess up my whole room
said mama Bear holding her broom.
This whole house dose look like a
House of Doom.

Fairytale Rock - - - -

Someone was rocking in this Hall
spilled beer on the floor and wrote.
Bear Junior on to the wall.
Left the stereo on full blast
and that is not all.

Fairytale Rock - - - -  2x.

Big Bad Girl with 303.(mvproductions7@gmail.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. ( Parody ) (open4collaboration)
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Big Bad Girl with 303 was hiding once
behind a tree.
She was dressed in - RED -
from her toes to her head.

Now Good Young Wolf was going bye
not knowing better - may oh may.

In the middle of the forest clearing
Good Young Wolf had bad feeling.
But for his second thought was
way too late because
Big Bad Girl was shooting straight.

( Moral storyline in this short fairytale parody is.:
Sometimes you just can't win
and
you can be deprived of your skin.)

Well Big Bed Girl did kill Good Young Wolf
dead.
With her 303 as I have said.

And as the legend goes she left
Good Young Wolf's skinless torso
to Crows.
Well Crows had very lovely feast.
And Big Bad Girl was headding
East.

She was from the Big Bad City
where Ladies love fur coats.
And Genlemen to be driving
their Big Bad Cars.
Or sailing on their
Big Bad Fancy Boats.

The END.

The Instant Baby.(mvproductions7@gmail.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
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In today's world they do have.:

Instant Coffee - Mashed Potatoes - Instant Gravy
and as long as they have no - Instant Baby
everything is fine.
As long as they have no - Instant Baby
everything is fine.

This is because.:

Babes have to be brewed slowly
and then pampered for long long time.
To have it any different
it would be a crime.
To have it any different
it would be a crime.

And they also have.:

Instant Pudding - Soup in Cup ready for you
in single snap.
But as the Babes it go
they should never have them so !

This is because.:

Babes have to be seduced slowly
and then made love to for long long time.
To have it any different
it would be a crime.
To have it any different
it would be a crime.

Instant Money at the Bank Machine.
Instant Pleasure - you do must know
what I mean ?
Instant This - Instant That.
Products what will make you to be
Instantly Hot.

Words that Lovers Speak.(mvproductions7@gmail.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.   (open4collaboration)
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There were different theories about the earth's crust
scientists say that our universe did begun in big blast.
And no one knows for certain when the ice age was at it's peak.
But who would ever question words that Lovers speak ?

Baby I need ya. I need ya so bad.
Baby ever since I have known ya
there is nothing else in my head.
I need ya I need ya I need ya.

And no one knows for certain why did dinosaur did die.
Oh yes - it may have been because some clouds of dust
were covering the sky.
Sometimes for the sake of knowledge we will go and dig.
But who would ever question words that Lovers speak ?

Baby I need ya - - - -

There were different theories about where was Troy.
Some people are still looking for the Atlantis - Oh Boy.
And no one knows for certain who came up with Saint Nick.
But who would ever question words that Lovers speak ?

Baby I need ya - - - -  2x

www dot i am crazy about you dot com (mvproductions7@gmail.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
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You said that you were dumped in to the
sea of deceptions
when you were surfing.
And that I did lead you out
and did take you home.

www.iamcrazyaboutyou.com
www.iamcrazyaboutyou.com

You said that Net is full of Sickos
who are infecting the
Cyber Dome.

www.iamcrazyaboutyou.com
www.iamcrazyaboutyou.com

You also said that you want to trust me
because you need someone to
trust.
And you did ask me if I can love you ?

And I said.:

Hey my Freaky Geeky Baby.
If I am
crazy about you - I must !

If I am
www.iamcrazyaboutyou - I must !

Pre/Computer Age Head. (mvproductions7@gmail.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.
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I don't care about the - Toxic Email
I am not on the - Net.
And I am looking for the Old Fashion Female
with the - Pre-Computer Age Head.

I am looking for the Old Fashion Female
with the - Pre-Computer Age Head.

To me - Mouse - is just a Rodent
no fancy jargon please.
And - Spam - dose come to me in sandwiches
with lattice and cheese.
And when it will come to the - Hard Drive -
well my old Chevy can do that well.
You will never see me - Surfing - so
what else is to tell ?

I don't care about - - - -

My - Mail Address - have the House Number
with name of my Street and of my Town.
My understanding of - Downloading - is to
unload some load down on to the ground.
- Keyboard - for me is just a plank of wood
on what I can hang my keys.
Bottle of Whiskey dose kill all my - Viruses -
now what more is there please ?

I don't care about - - - -  2 x

Some old man and his memories.(mvproductions7@gmail.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
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He said that he was a sailor and that he have done
some flying in the air.
He said that once he was living in the mountains
where he came face to face
with big bear.
He said that he had some children
but he did not see them
for many years.
And that reminiscing will always
bring him to his tears.

That reminiscing will always
bring him to his tears.

Life suddenly will get lonely
lonely as life can be.
Some people for the forest
can not see a single tree.

It is just
some old man and his memories
who did begun to seek new friend.
Just someone who would be willing
to listen
without laughing in the end.

Just someone who would be willing
to listen
without laughing in the end.

In the interests of Love.(mvproductions7@gmail.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.    (open4collaboration)
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You can send a email to your lovely female
you too can easy call her on the telephone.
Yoy can write her letter and I even know better
you can fly to see her on the airplane.

And in near future with some luck
you will be beamed up to her like mister Spock.
Communicating in modern dating
changing and evolving in the interests of love.

Changing and evolving in the interests of love.

And you can send her chick flick on DVD
or in Video.
Or my latest CD with her favorite song on
to be played on her stereo.
You too can be a winner and order for her dinner
you can send her with it one dozen of red roses
in the crystal vase.

And in near future - - - -  2x.

Granville Street Reggae.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.
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I am sitting at the Starbucks
on the Granville Street.
Both of my feet are tapping
in the Reggae beat.

Reggae - Reggae - Reggae -
Reggae is what they play.
Reggae - Reggae - Reggae -
on the Sirius Satellite Radio
they say.

I am watching good looking girls
walking bye
up and down on both sides of the
street.
They too all seems to be moving
in the Reggae beat.

Reggae - Reggae - Reggae - - - -

I am sitting at the Starbucks
and I am feeling good.
Good looking girls Satrbucks coffee
and Reggae
did put me in to good mood.

Reggae - Reggae - Reggae - - - - 2x

The Economic Education. (mvproductions7@gmail.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.
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Motto of the Free Enterprise thinking is
Sale ! Sale ! Sale !
But when there are no Buyers
our World is in Hell.

And so.

She was receiving her Economic Education
in out of some Fancy College Book.
She was even able to figure out that I was lonely.
In according to her from my look.
And so we did begun talking - testing each other
everything went way too slow till I said.

My Higher Knowledge seeking seductive beauty
world we are living in have whole kinds of wisdom's.
But I am carrying only one wisdom
in my head.

Love - is one thing what you can hold
in higher value to the Gold.

Love - is one thing on what you can count
to give you Investment Return
in full amount.

Love - is one thing what you can see
as the Capital Gain
what came for free.

Well after that she did give me a sweet kiss
wrote her phone number  on to my arm.
And she was off for another lecture in her
Economic Education.