Oh Promises Promises.

Music: Hana Horecka.
Lyrics: Miroslav Vlcek.
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Oh Promises Promises are so easy to give
it is easy to give Promises
when you can say - " if ".
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He will promise you mink coat or sable
designer clothes in green.
He'll say that he will always love you
and that he will treat you like a Queen.
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Oh Promises Promises - - - -
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And then he will have no time for you
like he had once before.
And he will want you to be true to him
by daily scrubbing the floor.
And when it will come to the Royal Treatment
he'll be the King you will be a Slave.
And he'll keep on giving you promises
all the way to his grave.
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Oh Promises Promises - - - -
Men love to give promises - oh promises promises.
Oh Promises Promises - - - -
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When Rock n Roll is not all.

Music : Zdenek Hudak.
Lyrics : Miroslav Vlcek.
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When Rock "n" Roll is nor all what you want to hear
there is a lot of other music to be played for your ear.
But when you like the Rock "n" Roll
and so is your neighbor by next door.
Without giving you angry knock on the wall.
Shut that music down !
Then you are living my good friend
in right part of the town.
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So Rock me in the morning
Rock me true all day !
I am going to play my favorite music
and there is not other way.
Without getting angry knock on my wall
I am going to play my favorite Rock.
In Summer and in Fall.
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I am going to play my favorite Rock
in Summer and in Fall.
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Looking down down on you.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (open4collaboration) BLUES.
mvproductions7@gmail.com
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Big Dude from above is looking down - down on you
and what a beauty I can do he is saying.
He is saying.
Yes Big Dude from above should be proud
you  are his best creation
without a doubt. I am saying.
I am saying.
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Lady Plays the Blues for You Kumi Adachi

JABLKON V BLUDISTI

Baba Aga

Jablkon - Pubrldova a Ulanbatar

World without good looking women.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (open4collaboration)mvproductions7@gmail.com
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I don't care about flying cars detention centers without the bars.
Or black helicopters what can fly without the sound.
But I do care a lot about the good looking women
because they make my world go round.

I do care a lot about the good looking women
because  they make my world round.

I don't care about the shine of gold or what stocks were or were not sold.
I don't care about the politics because they are always full of
lies and tricks.
I don't care about the presidents or prime ministers as well.
But I do care a lot about the good looking women
it would be a hell.

World without a good looking women it would b hell.

Words in out of my heart.

I am considering as my duty to be celebrating female beauty.
So please allow me to tell you._
How beautiful you are.
                                         Miroslav Vlcek.

WOMEN. ( mvproductions7@gmail.com )

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.   ( pub song lyrics )
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Women have been ruling this world ever since of mother Eva.
They are able to take from us all our dignity
they were always reason for all our grief.
But without the woman our world would be
without of all human life.
So order for us one more round my good old friend
and tell me more about your wife.
Tell me more how she was giving you hell when she was knitting a sweater
let's was it all down with one more drink
and you will feel much better.
Women have been ruling this world as far as men's memory can reach.
They love to tell us what to do they love so much to preach
so order for us one more round my good old friend.
And help me with my song
and if you are waiting for your woman to change ?
Then you are going to be waiting for long
you are going to be waiting forever. Because she never will.
So order for us one more round my good old friend
no matter if you are Jack or Bill.

Seamstress Dream. ( mvprodions7@gmail.com )

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  ( open 4 collaboration )
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What is a sewing machine to the seamstress
who is dreaming about the Hollywood ?
Quality controller is walking around her like a time bomb
and exploding every time her work
is not so good.

Do remember who you are !
Forget your dream of being a Star !
Concentrate more on your work !

Bye God I am so tired.ck

Back to work ! Back to work !
Or you gonna be fired.
 Why were you hired ?

You were not hired for you to be dreaming.
Else you gonna hear your supervisor screaming.

Do remember who - - - -

In the Residential School.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. ( inspired by my ex wife )
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Sister Mary was teaching us with her ruler
so like a children
we did learned most of pain.
And Brother John went one step further.
Brother John was teaching us
with his brutal cane.

In the Residential School.
In the Residential School.

And Priests and Nuns were eating good
but what they were feeding us
did taste like wood.
Our Native beliefs and language
were all sin.
No it was not easy to be in.

In the Residential School.
In the Residential School.

History Books. ( mvproductions7@gmail.com )

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  ( open 4 collaboration )
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They loved so much to have a pretty things
and they were relying on the guardian wisdom
of the Swings.
History books did take a complete look
on to the few ancient hooks  in the wall.
History books did teach me all.
They were teaching me about the Dark Ages
those parchment pages breathing the past
And by God I am so glad that there is nothing
that there is nothing what will last
last forever.
They were teaching me about Kings and Queens
warring and dying in their teens.
They were teaching me about the torture chambers
and members of the Evil Clans.
They were teaching me about all their exploits
and never carried out plans.
They were teaching me about the Dark Ages - - - -
- - - - forever.

When God will have his Judment Day.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  ( open 4 collaboration )  NEW
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When God will have his judgment day
with me he will be in big trouble.
So he should start paying some attention
to me
in pronto and on double !

So he should start paying some attention
to me
in pronto and on double !

I need a woman
I do need more money.
I don't like rain at all
so do keep my days sunny !
I like good food
I like to drink.
I don't like skunks at all
because they stink.
I like the ocean
but I hate sharks !
More
I hate the scorpions rattlesnakes
and big ugly spiders as well !

So when God will have his judgment day
I will send him straight in to hell.

When God will have his judgment day
I will send him to hell.

Timber Wolf Serenade.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.   ( open 4 collaboration ) Timber Wolf Serenade.
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Pack is calling it is time to go
instinct of survival is strong.
It is time for you once more
sing for me your Wolf pack song.
So howl and howl - howl out loud
sing your Timber Wolf Serenade
to me.
Howl and howl - howl out loud
sing your Timber Wolf Serenade
to me.
You are all mature now this is
great.
You will not be pushed around
any more.
Wild is so free so sing once more
for me.
Sing your Timber Wolf Serenade
to me.
So howl and howl - - - -
You will be mating for the first time
you will taste new aroma of life.
Wild is so free - - - -
So howl and howl - - - - 2x

Sex is just a. ( mvproductions7@gmail.com )

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.   ( open4collaboration )  SEX IS JUST A
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Sex is just a short three letters word
but do get one thing clear !
Without this short three letters word
we would not be here.
Unless of course we all would be a
Test Tube Babies
and we were born without all that fun.
To me
Sex was always more forceful and
resourceful. Then the Military Gun.

So make love to me Baby
make love to me now.
And if you never did it ?
I will show you how.

Big Dude from Above. ( mvproductions7@gmail.com )

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.   ( open 4 collaboration )
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( spoken )
Big Dude from Above did give to a Woman BEAUTY
and he also said.:
Woman your BEAUTY can be great curse for you.
Do keep that - keep that in your head !

Big Dude from Above did give to a Woman BEAUTY
But also whole bunch of compressed UGLINESS
in small cute amulet pouch.
And he said to Woman strictly.:
Woman do not ever open this ! But you know Women
OUCH.

And so Women are.:
( vocals )

First Cuddly then Deadly
you do must know what PMS is all about ?
And Mouthy then Pouty
Venus origin without any doubt.
And Sweet then Sour
this all will depend up on the day and hour.

First Cuddly - - - -

The Lyricist: Shameless Erotic Dreamer.

The Lyricist: Shameless Erotic Dreamer.: (c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. =============== I am the shameless visual connoisseur of female beauty so this should explain to you why I star...

Shameless Erotic Dreamer.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.
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I am the shameless visual connoisseur of female beauty
so this should explain to you
why I stare.
Right now I am dreaming about kissing your
pub word hair.
Oh yes
I do have to inform you about that I am also
the Shameless Erotic Dreamer.

This Cathedral is for Lovers. ( Prague inspiration )

music: Maureene Ahern.
lyrics: Miroslav Vlcek.
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There is strong smell of incense in the hollow chambers
they claim that Almighty is near to you in here.

And everywhere is darkness
sun can not reach through.
This Cathedral is for Lovers
and this is why I am in here with you.
This Cathedral is for Lovers
so give me one more kiss.
This Cathedral is for Lovers
I am telling you it is.

Twelve Apostles are looking down
on your lovely face.                              ( handsome - female vocals )
I like so much to be here with you
in this most unlikely place.
And if you need a blessing
I will gladly give you one ?
I am far from the Preacher                  ( you are - f . v . )
and you are not a Nun.                        ( I em not - f . v . )

And everywhere is - - - -

Do not cross the Witches Hollow. ( Southern US motive )mvproductions7@gmail.com

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.   ( open 4 collaboration )mvproductions7@
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Do not cross the Witches Hollows                       
or don't blame me for what will follow !
I did warn you ain't this right
about crossing the Hollows late at night ?
uctm
Do not cross the Witches Hollow
all alone on full moon night !
Do not cross the Witches Hollow
or don't follow fair beauty all dressed in white !

1st verse.

Do not cross the Witches Hollow
all alone and without the friend !
Do not cross the Witches Hollow
or be prepared for the bitter end !

Karel Capek had a vision. - NEW. ( mvproductions7@gmail.com )

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (not finished)
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Karel Capek had a vision of the machine
that could kill.
As you can see in today's world
Robot Assassins are operating when desired
at the human will.

Man who was to inherit the al-Qaida throne
was supposed to be killed by the
American drone.
Navy Seals did not had to do it
black helicopter stayed intact.
What once was just a pure science fiction
is today ordinary fact.

Greatest Ratrace of the 21st Century.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (open4collaboration)
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Taa tuu taa taa.

Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome to our
greatest rat race of the 21st century.
Today's program was brought to you by
Conservative Party of Canada.

On the Starting line behind a gate one we have today
Dumpster Diver.
Behind a gate two is standing
Slaughterhouse Handsome.
From gate three will be running
Cockroach Connoisseur.
Behind the gate four is
Sanitary Bad.
Gate five
Sewer Rambler
And finely behind a gate six is waiting
Garbage Dump Superintendent.

Taa taa taa.
And here they go.

Slaughterhouse Handsome
is first.
He is followed by
Cockroach Connoisseur.
Sewer Rumbler
is in third place.
Then we have neck bye neck running
Sanitary Bad
and
Garbagu Dump Superintendent.
Dumpster Diver
is running as last.

And here they come in to the
Mid Turn.

Slaughterhouse Handsome
is now at least two lengths ahead of
everybody else.
Behind him is still
Cockroach Connoisseur.
Sewer Rambler
is third.

Garbage Pump Superintendent
did overtake the
Sanitary Bad.
And
Dumpster Diver
is falling way behind.
and is running as number six.

And here they are reaching in to the
Home Stretch.

Slaughterhouse Handsome
is first.
Cockroach Connoisseur
second.
Sewer Rambler
is thisrd.
Right behind him is
Garbage Dump Superintendent.
Who came in to the finish line nose ahead of
Sanitary Bad.
And finely we do see
Dumpster Diver.

Winner is
Slaughterhouse Handsome.

Ladies and Gentlemen please remember
Conservative Party of Canada.



When we are in charge
we are in charge
and
you are not.

Slaughterhouse Handsome.

Mui and I. ( mvproductions7@gmail.com )

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
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Mui did want to be the Yisang
( doctor )
she was smart and I knew that she will be.
We did used to go to pick up jasmine blossoms
to the Buddhist Temple
and the sun dried them for our tea.
Kinggai.

Mui did used to tell me everything
her every dream desire or fear.
Those used to be such a careless years
oh - how I wish that they were still here.

Those used to be such a careless years
oh - how I wish that they were still here.

And I did want to be the Dragon
and have a Kung Fu fight.
With whole bunch of bad guys
on some dark and stormy night.


And then I would meet a pretty girl
in our favorite Tea House
and marry her in one year.
Those used to be such a careless years
oh - how I wish that they were still here.

Those used to be such a careless years
oh - how I wish that they were still here.

And we also had our squabbles
and argument or two.
Called each other nasty names
but we always loved each other.
And in that time stayed still
I so often am thinking about her
and I always will.

I so often am thinking about her
and I always will.

( dialing on the telephone )
( female voice on the telephone answering machine )
Leave your message say few words
and I will return your call.
I am sorry that I am not around.
Thank you - that is all.

( man's voice in to the telephone )
Wai - Mui - yes I know that you do have a very busy practice
and for it it is very hard for me to get hold of you at home.
But I was just thinking about you and decided to call anyway.
Well I call soon again and hope that I will catch you at home.
Love ya - Hing.

Mui did - - - -

Bi Chamd Hairtai. ( mvproductions7@gmail.com )

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2o11.  (open4collaboration)
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Most of the people will say that grass is always greener
after rain.
On the steppe Mongolian plain.
My Love - I am catching a first available plane
and soon
I will be with you again.

Bi chamd hairtai.

I am dreaming about the Orkhon river
up most - My Love -
I am dreaming about you.
I am dreaming about the Arkhangai mountains
where mornings
are painting all grasses with the silver dew.

I need to hold you
kiss you - and 
hear your loving voice.
I am dreaming about Mongolia again
and - My Love -
you are not leaving me another choice.

I have to say again:.
Bi chamd hairtai.

The Evenk Spring. ( mvproductions7@gmail.com )

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
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On the reindeer through the Taiga
young Evenk woman is ridding slow.
Birch forest around he in every direction
have again that magic glow.

Snow is melting sun is warmer
springtime is advancing every day.
Reindeer are restless more and more restless
they are looking to the north and sniffing the air.

And songs of love did begun to be filling Taiga
from the Baikal to the Laptev sea.
And all those songs of love
what were for so long by the deep snow and cold winter
buried.
All of those songs of love are now free.

And there is more then just one song to sing
for young Evenk woman in Evenk spring.

Snow is melting - - - -

So Here I am Like a Broken Fool. ( mvproductions7@gmail.com )

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration) BLUES
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Park benches are all neglected
and covered in the snow.
No one is clearing the icy sidewalks
for the lonely crow.

Trees are standing naked
but I am shivering.
And I am thinking about you and me
as we were in the spring.

We always were together
and I even give you a ring.   ( you even give me - female vocals )
We were going to get maried
have a children and other thing.

You did never made me waiting
you did never turned me down.
So here I am in the winter
here I am like a Clown.

I can not hear your laughter
I can not see your gorgeous face.
So here I am like a Broken Fool
in wrong time and in wrong place.

So here I am like a Broken Fool
in wrong time and in wrong place.

The Nippon Movie. ( mvproductions7@gmail.com )

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(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
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This two lines of trees are reminding me
of the Nippon movie.
In what one young boy was watching
dancing trees.

Those trees were standing on the hillside
in three lines
like a Haiku.
They were dancing in his night vision
of strong summer breeze.

Those trees were - - - -

This two lines of trees did inspire
the Haiku.
Poet's girlfriend did take a smile
and said - Hai.

We did arrive in to the Shimomeguro
Meguro - Ku Station.
And I had to leave and say -
Good Bye.

We did arrive - - - -

The Shimomeguro Meguro - Ku Station
without the doubt is still the same.
Yes I did forget where those two lines of trees
were standing.
But I did not forget Poet Girlfriend's name.

I also did forget name of that Nippon movie
but not that short three lines haiku
without fame.

I also did forget - - - -

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Singapore Blues.(mvproductions7@gmail.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
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Gambler in old part of Singapore is playing dices
in room filled with the aroma
from all kinds of spices.

Put down your coin and play
hide from the heat of the day.
Play until your very last opponent
will say.
( spoken with a very tired and resigned voice )
" This is enough for me."

Thai waitress in broken English
is luring some customer to buy a drink.
Rusty hair sailor having no money
is selling his fake gold ring.

Put down your - - - -

Ceiling fan did begun again working
but winnings keep coming slow.
And Gambler as the master of his trade
must keep his profile low.

Put down your - - - - 2x

My Lakota Love.(mvproductions7@gmail.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
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My Lakota Love when one day
I will be called up on to go
beyond the Milky Way.
Then remember me as I was
say my man had such a class.
He did loved me was doing his best
in land of our ancestors now
he is getting his rest.

My Lakota Love please do not cry
when I will leave you
when I'll die.
Just remember our good times togetner
do not feel the pain.
And let me send you my best of love
in the Meteorite Rain.

Let me send you my best of love
in the Meteorite Rain.

My Lakota Love do always smile
show to the world
your beauty.
Man is born and Man must die
it is his last duty.

Man is born and Man must die
it is his last duty.

Big Dude from Above.(mvproductions7@gmail.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.   (open4collaboration)
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Big Dude from Above did give to a Woman beauty
and he also said.
Woman beauty can be a great curse for you.
Do keep that - keep that in your head !

Big Dude from Above did give to a Woman beauty
but also
whole bunch of compressed ugliness
in small cute amulet pouch.

And he said strictly to a Woman.
Woman
do not ever open this !

But you know Women - OUCH.

And so Women are.:

First cuddly then deadly
you do must know what PMS
is all about ?

And mouthy then poutty
Venus origin
without any doubt.

And sweet then sour
this all will depend up on
the day and hour.

And cranky or stubborn
like a Donkey.
You just never know when and how ?

And first cuddly then - - - -

Fairytale Rock.(mvproductions7@gmai.com)

l.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  Parody - (open4collaboration)
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Someone was sitting on my chair
said in slight dismay mama Bear.
Did you washed your face
brushed your teeth and comb your hair ?

Fairytale Rock.
Key without a lock.
Yes and No !
High or Low ?
Don't tell me twice !
Is that so ?
Fairytale Rock.

Someone was sleeping in my bed
said papa Bear scratching his head.
Sinking down like a sack filled with
lead.

Fairytale Rock - - - -

Someone did mess up my whole room
said mama Bear holding her broom.
This whole house dose look like a
House of Doom.

Fairytale Rock - - - -

Someone was rocking in this Hall
spilled beer on the floor and wrote.
Bear Junior on to the wall.
Left the stereo on full blast
and that is not all.

Fairytale Rock - - - -  2x.

Big Bad Girl with 303.(mvproductions7@gmail.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. ( Parody ) (open4collaboration)
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Big Bad Girl with 303 was hiding once
behind a tree.
She was dressed in - RED -
from her toes to her head.

Now Good Young Wolf was going bye
not knowing better - may oh may.

In the middle of the forest clearing
Good Young Wolf had bad feeling.
But for his second thought was
way too late because
Big Bad Girl was shooting straight.

( Moral storyline in this short fairytale parody is.:
Sometimes you just can't win
and
you can be deprived of your skin.)

Well Big Bed Girl did kill Good Young Wolf
dead.
With her 303 as I have said.

And as the legend goes she left
Good Young Wolf's skinless torso
to Crows.
Well Crows had very lovely feast.
And Big Bad Girl was headding
East.

She was from the Big Bad City
where Ladies love fur coats.
And Genlemen to be driving
their Big Bad Cars.
Or sailing on their
Big Bad Fancy Boats.

The END.

The Instant Baby.(mvproductions7@gmail.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
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In today's world they do have.:

Instant Coffee - Mashed Potatoes - Instant Gravy
and as long as they have no - Instant Baby
everything is fine.
As long as they have no - Instant Baby
everything is fine.

This is because.:

Babes have to be brewed slowly
and then pampered for long long time.
To have it any different
it would be a crime.
To have it any different
it would be a crime.

And they also have.:

Instant Pudding - Soup in Cup ready for you
in single snap.
But as the Babes it go
they should never have them so !

This is because.:

Babes have to be seduced slowly
and then made love to for long long time.
To have it any different
it would be a crime.
To have it any different
it would be a crime.

Instant Money at the Bank Machine.
Instant Pleasure - you do must know
what I mean ?
Instant This - Instant That.
Products what will make you to be
Instantly Hot.

Words that Lovers Speak.(mvproductions7@gmail.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.   (open4collaboration)
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There were different theories about the earth's crust
scientists say that our universe did begun in big blast.
And no one knows for certain when the ice age was at it's peak.
But who would ever question words that Lovers speak ?

Baby I need ya. I need ya so bad.
Baby ever since I have known ya
there is nothing else in my head.
I need ya I need ya I need ya.

And no one knows for certain why did dinosaur did die.
Oh yes - it may have been because some clouds of dust
were covering the sky.
Sometimes for the sake of knowledge we will go and dig.
But who would ever question words that Lovers speak ?

Baby I need ya - - - -

There were different theories about where was Troy.
Some people are still looking for the Atlantis - Oh Boy.
And no one knows for certain who came up with Saint Nick.
But who would ever question words that Lovers speak ?

Baby I need ya - - - -  2x

www dot i am crazy about you dot com (mvproductions7@gmail.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.  (open4collaboration)
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You said that you were dumped in to the
sea of deceptions
when you were surfing.
And that I did lead you out
and did take you home.

www.iamcrazyaboutyou.com
www.iamcrazyaboutyou.com

You said that Net is full of Sickos
who are infecting the
Cyber Dome.

www.iamcrazyaboutyou.com
www.iamcrazyaboutyou.com

You also said that you want to trust me
because you need someone to
trust.
And you did ask me if I can love you ?

And I said.:

Hey my Freaky Geeky Baby.
If I am
crazy about you - I must !

If I am
www.iamcrazyaboutyou - I must !

Pre/Computer Age Head. (mvproductions7@gmail.com)

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011.
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I don't care about the - Toxic Email
I am not on the - Net.
And I am looking for the Old Fashion Female
with the - Pre-Computer Age Head.

I am looking for the Old Fashion Female
with the - Pre-Computer Age Head.

To me - Mouse - is just a Rodent
no fancy jargon please.
And - Spam - dose come to me in sandwiches
with lattice and cheese.
And when it will come to the - Hard Drive -
well my old Chevy can do that well.
You will never see me - Surfing - so
what else is to tell ?

I don't care about - - - -

My - Mail Address - have the House Number
with name of my Street and of my Town.
My understanding of - Downloading - is to
unload some load down on to the ground.
- Keyboard - for me is just a plank of wood
on what I can hang my keys.
Bottle of Whiskey dose kill all my - Viruses -
now what more is there please ?

I don't care about - - - -  2 x