Greatest Ratrace of the 21st Century.

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2011. (open4collaboration)
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Taa tuu taa taa.

Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome to our
greatest rat race of the 21st century.
Today's program was brought to you by
Conservative Party of Canada.

On the Starting line behind a gate one we have today
Dumpster Diver.
Behind a gate two is standing
Slaughterhouse Handsome.
From gate three will be running
Cockroach Connoisseur.
Behind the gate four is
Sanitary Bad.
Gate five
Sewer Rambler
And finely behind a gate six is waiting
Garbage Dump Superintendent.

Taa taa taa.
And here they go.

Slaughterhouse Handsome
is first.
He is followed by
Cockroach Connoisseur.
Sewer Rumbler
is in third place.
Then we have neck bye neck running
Sanitary Bad
and
Garbagu Dump Superintendent.
Dumpster Diver
is running as last.

And here they come in to the
Mid Turn.

Slaughterhouse Handsome
is now at least two lengths ahead of
everybody else.
Behind him is still
Cockroach Connoisseur.
Sewer Rambler
is third.

Garbage Pump Superintendent
did overtake the
Sanitary Bad.
And
Dumpster Diver
is falling way behind.
and is running as number six.

And here they are reaching in to the
Home Stretch.

Slaughterhouse Handsome
is first.
Cockroach Connoisseur
second.
Sewer Rambler
is thisrd.
Right behind him is
Garbage Dump Superintendent.
Who came in to the finish line nose ahead of
Sanitary Bad.
And finely we do see
Dumpster Diver.

Winner is
Slaughterhouse Handsome.

Ladies and Gentlemen please remember
Conservative Party of Canada.



When we are in charge
we are in charge
and
you are not.

Slaughterhouse Handsome.